Six year old Ricky* backed his grandmother’s car 47 feet into a curb and then continued another 29 feet. Little Ricky simply longed for the deliciousness of Applebees. Can you blame him? I can’t. And neither can the police.
Even though dozens of neighbors were without power, no charges will be made against Ricky. The Police recognize the Pick ‘N Pair Lunch Combo’s irresistible draw. And who could even mention Applebees without in the same breath sighing a longing hunger for the Ultimate Trios. Mmmm.
He didn’t do too badly for (what I’m assuming is) his first time driving. When I was ten years older than him, I did plenty more damage to my car. I wasn’t even hungry. I was leaving a Ledo’s.
*How do I know his name? The police didn’t release it. Judged by his love of driving and Applebees, there is no doubt in my mind this child’s name is Ricky Bobby.
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