Come Fly With Me

Another reason to fly Southwest: hilarious tutorial websites.

I'd Light a Fire, Just to Save You From It

Really? Aside from me getting to use the SNL quote as the title to this blog, there is no benefit to light a fire just to put it out. He's a volunteer, so he couldn't be getting any sort of commission for number of fires he puts out. The only logical explanation is that he really, really hates books.