Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday to Milton S. Hershey! If he were still alive, he'd be 150 years old today. This is according to the Hershey rep I heard on the radio this morning. According to wikipedia, he turned 150 yesterday. So, that's just one of life's mysteries we'll never know. But do you know what mystery I did solve? the "S" in Mr. Hershey's name stands for Snavely. Delicious. Just like his chocolate.

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I just read this article about Vanessa Hudgens, and it's hilarious. I'm just saying...

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Right now, the most popular news stories on Google are (in order) Britney Spears VMA debacle, HSM star Vanessa Hudgens naked pictures, and Senator Larry Craig's sexually scandalous bathroom incident.

Below this critical news is the McCann case regarding a missing four year old, earthquakes in Indonesia, and then maybe some sports and other things.

My point? No, I don't really have one. I just want to point out what really gets you on top in this world. I'm roughly the age of Britney Spears, maybe my career could be better, and I'm certainly not in the best shape to be wearing a sequin bikini on MTV. You don't see me topping every newspaper and celebrity blogger headline. Maybe I need to hire a new publicist or break up with Kevin Federline.