Right now, the most popular news stories on Google are (in order) Britney Spears VMA debacle, HSM star Vanessa Hudgens naked pictures, and Senator Larry Craig's sexually scandalous bathroom incident.
Below this critical news is the McCann case regarding a missing four year old, earthquakes in Indonesia, and then maybe some sports and other things.
My point? No, I don't really have one. I just want to point out what really gets you on top in this world. I'm roughly the age of Britney Spears, maybe my career could be better, and I'm certainly not in the best shape to be wearing a sequin bikini on MTV. You don't see me topping every newspaper and celebrity blogger headline. Maybe I need to hire a new publicist or break up with Kevin Federline.
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You should definitely break up with K-Fed, but when you do, don't go shaving your head. I think that could be bad.
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